Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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