We're like a lot better than the average bears
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
