return my video game
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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