it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize