Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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