he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
