I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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