i don't like sucking hair
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm always down for nudity.
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