His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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