Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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