its not stalking. its research.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Four minutes until I can fart!
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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