See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
They are going to name an STD after you.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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