And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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