Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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