I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize
