I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's always time for handjobs
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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