Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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