I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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