Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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