i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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