how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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