What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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