I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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