You work out of a Hotel?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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