So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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