ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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