I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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