JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He felt like a one man threesome
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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