i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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