i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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