I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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