no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
