remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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