You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize
