found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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