I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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