LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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