when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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