break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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