I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
