So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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