i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Do vagina's smell?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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