I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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