office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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