AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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