He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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