Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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