Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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