the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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