well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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