Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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