yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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