When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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