She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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