I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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