is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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